My imaginary friend Gabi and me: Archive

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What 14-year-old's today look like,

swinglifeaway72: What I looked like when I was their age,

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So yesterday I was at the movies and saw the...

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My reaction to some statuses on Facebook...

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Yo y mis temblores imaginarios.

Me estoy matando a mi misma del pánico.

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Party Like it's 1999

dianaitzel: smileannn: If you played with Barbies, Polly Pockets, Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, Slip N’ Slide, And Satan Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Collected and traded Pokemon cards, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore butterfly clips, And Snap Bracelets, And...

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“Los jóvenes tienen el deber de defender su Patria con las armas del...”

– (via littleboxofwonders)

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It might be itching the hell out of me right now,...

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My sister just sent this, I hope to never become...

These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) > 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and > has started to dig. > > 2. I would not allow this student to breed. > > 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. > > 4....

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Contestaciones para cuando un policía te pregunte...

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Policía: Joven, ¿qué hace entrando aquí?
Estudiante: Bueno...yo vine a comprarme un Whopper de BK en el Centro. ¿Quiere que le traiga uno *mirando la barriga del policía* o diez?
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Policía: Joven, ¿qué hace entrando aquí?
Estudiante: Es que me tomé la molestia de venir desde mi casa hasta acá para comprarme un refresco de las maquinitas en Humanidades. ¡¿Para que usted cree que vine aquí?!
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Policía: Joven, ¿qué hace entrando aquí?
Estudiante: Vine a estudiar, lo que usted no hizo para entrar a la Policía de PR.
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Policía: Joven, ¿qué hace entrando aquí?
Estudiante: Vengo a sacar un libro de la biblioteca para dárselo a usted. Su autor es Karl Marx. 
Policía: Nunca he oído de él.
Estudiante: Obviamente...
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Policía: Joven, ¿qué hace entrando aquí?
Estudiante: ¿Qué importa? Me van a arrestar de cualquier manera, hasta por suspirar mal.